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Sunday, October 25, 2009

All I Want For Christmas Is My Entitlements

All I Want For Christmas Is My Entitlements
(to the tune of All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth)

Everybody Pauses and stares at me
My house, health and car are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my entitlements,
my free healthcare,
need my free Den-tal!

Gee, if I could only
have my entitlements,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."

It seems so long since I could say,
"Yes I'll Super Size that today!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could cash my stimulus money

All I want for Christmas
is my entitlements,
my free healthcare,
my new GM Clunk-car.

Gee, if I could only
have my entitlements,
then I could wish you
"Feliz Navidad!"
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